Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!


You poor helpless fool! Your name and email are now being circulated to every single company that currently distributes junk email, plus every other company, in case they ever decide they'd like to. In addition, we have now stored your email for our records so that we can constantly hassle you with really annoying requests for reader surveys every ten minutes.

It's also gone to the police, Special Branch, MI6, the CIA, the FBI, Mossad and the IRA. Oh, and the masons wanted a copy as well. And the Cosa Nostra. Oh, and there was no way we could stop the aliens getting hold of it. After all, they do possess a technology far in advance of our own. Bad luck, matey. Now they all know where you are. Hang on, isn't that them at the door now? They're coming...