Toilets
Customers and other loose ends |
Passable. They flush. The lighting over the mirror makes you look washed out even if you have got a suntan from sitting outside. They could do with some facilities, like hand cream, deodorant and Factor 2 sun lotion.
As for the customers, a Cyberia waif and stray had obviously ventured downtown. This might have been stretching her social umbilical cord a bit, but it brought a bitter taste to my espresso. Why can't people with vegetable-dyed hair and nose-rings stay at home until the rest of us have gone elsewhere? What makes them think we're all equal? Unfortunately, this specimen appeared to know the staff.
These were out-of-work actors with no chance of an Equity card, playing to an audience of out-of-work polytechnic (not university) students with no chance of a job. That's because they all did computer studies at college. |