Café Internet
Talent rating The staff beat the punters hands down. Three of the waiters are worth investigating, and I'm sure they've got a token lesbian or two if you're that way inclined.

As for the customers, a Cyberia waif and stray had obviously ventured downtown. This might have been stretching her social umbilical cord a bit, but it brought a bitter taste to my espresso. Why can't people with vegetable-dyed hair and nose-rings stay at home until the rest of us have gone elsewhere? What makes them think we're all equal? Unfortunately, this specimen appeared to know the staff.

These were out-of-work actors with no chance of an Equity card, playing to an audience of out-of-work polytechnic (not university) students with no chance of a job. That's because they all did computer studies at college.

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