Toilets
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Oh so subtle - should I choose the baby blue door or the soft pink one? I was wearing a skirt, so I made the obvious choice. As usual, all I wanted to do was wash my hands (you never know what it is that makes the keyboard so sticky). Bizarrely, the mirror is at crotch level above the toilet seat - is this so you don't make the ultimate faux pas of walking out with your skirt tucked up in your knickers? Not that anyone would notice in this mausoleum, anyway.
Superior air conditioning and high ceilings dispel any individual's more suspect pongs. The discreet waft of Aramis and Brut lingers by the door, but it was a hot day and close up even these chaps couldn't disguise the excited pheromone smell exuded once they hit upon http://www.tits.sport.com. Second choice: the round one by the window, without a computer on it. First choice: outside, where there are no nerds and a good view of the bottoms of the builders working on the other side of the square. Among all this technology, there's not a public phone in sight! Is this because they know it is far easier and cheaper to call someone up than send them an e-mail in one of these ghastly places? |