Bog standard
Olfactory challenges |
I suppose technology is meant to be democratising, and so the toilets here are a free-for-all of either sex, but I do think the technology should go as far as a mirror and enough toilet paper...
The people in here probably never look in mirrors because they know they either look like kd lang or the lead singer of the Pogues, so what's the point? Hum... Humming. The sort associated with people who don't think it's necessary to wash their hair every day - in case it washes out the magenta dye. And fatigue trousers always need two years' wearing in before you can afford to send them to the dry cleaners, don't they? Thank God no one decided to take off their Doc Marten's. |