RANTS
Send your rantings and deranged elaborations to John Barnes and your letter may be published online, here, along with a brutal put-down.

Feel free to include a passport sized image of yourself with your letter which we reserve the right to manipulate or just replace depending on our mood.

Comments of a more sensitive, personal and marital nature should be sent to Julian Patterson who promises a more intimate response.

Feel free to include as many large, full-colour, close-ups as you like.

Come here also to read the fevered outpourings from those who are actually paid to sound-off in print. People like, er, John Barnes and Julian Patterson. There are others, honest.