The Wine Drinker

The wine drinker is often known by another name - that complete pratt in the corner. He usually started his career in the armed forces, either the RAF or the Navy because mummy said it would make a man of him and often shaves his forehead, thinking it it will makes him look more distinguished.

The rich wine drinkers Mac would be the PowerMac 9500 with 500mb of ram and 78 gig of hard disk space - "It impresses the neighbours you know." He uses this equipment mostly to write letters to his chums using Microsoft Word (and it's still slow).

The wine drinker without money uses his complete lack of computing knowledge to become systems manager of any company stupid enough to have him, where he whiles away his days decorating his office with useless gadets and evaluating such important software as Doom or Marathon.

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