A s t e r o i d z !

[ Your Enemy. Destroy Him! ]
   The universe needs your help! A large group of Asteroids ("Global killers, not even bacteria will survive") have entered into your sector. You must fly your Berreta-classed T-Bird Excelsior Piston Rod Assault Craft into the Asteroid group, and FLY! Coincidently, your Berreta-classed T-Bird Excelsior Piston Rod Assault Craft is equiped with highly-concentrated beams of lights that we prefer to call "lasers." Try shooting these "lasers" too - they sometimes hit objects, but most of the time they don't. If anything, enjoy the scenery, because it just doesn't get any better than this!

Hurry Ace! We don't have much time! Select your options and punch LAUNCH!

Starfield:
      High Density
Medium Density
Low Density

Asteroidz:
      Lots
Some
Not Lots

Controls:
[In Case You're Interested]
   - Pitch Up/Down: Up and Down Arrows
   - Roll Left/Right: Left and Right Arrows
   - Barrel Roll: Shift + Left and Right Arrows
   - Throttle Up: 'A' or +
   - Throttle Down: 'Z' or -
   - 1/3 Throttle: '['
   - 2/3 Throttle: ']'
   - Full Throttle: Backspace
   - No Throttle: '\'
   - Fire "Lasers": SpaceBar
   - Toggle Views: 'V'
   - Quit: 'Q'

Optionz:
      Space Trash
      Laser Lights
      Sound

Quik Picks:
      Crazy-Fast Machine
      Average Joe Machine
      Computationally Challenged!

LAUNCH!