15th September 1998

When was the last time you washed your hands? Oh really? Well do it again, cowboy. Germs spread quickly on keyboards, and the more you wash your hands, the less chance there is for you to spread (or possibly acquire) germs. Why is this a tip? Because I don't want you to get sick and have to skip a day of work (or classes). Wait, did I just say that? Nah, nevermind... don't wash your hands. Forget I said anything.