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Re: Kissed at age 3 by a pedophile Ronald McDonald

Posted by: Debbie ( USA ) on May 21, 1997 at 06:42:43:

In Reply to: Kissed at age 3 by a pedophile Ronald McDonald posted by S. Toon on May 13, 1997 at 18:09:34:

: I was only 3 years old when it happened. I was attending a Fourth of July parade with my parents. I loved the grilled onions on the junior hamburger so much that I was really waving when Ronald McDonald came by on his float. He stopped the parade, got off the float and came over to me and gave me the WETTEST, SLOPPIEST, GROSSEST kiss ON THE LIPS! I hid behind my parents, crying. Ronald McDonald got back on his float and the parade started again. I was 10 when my parents finally got me to go inside of a McDonalds again. I have been afraid of clowns since that day 24 years ago. I wish my parents had sued the pants off of that hideous clown.

Geesh, get over it. Live in the now.


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