15¢Iggy: Is this your idea of a good time? It figures. You're [AX10 and you have [AX11.¢Iggy: Are you nuts? What am I saying? This is the semi-humanoid who destroyed a perfectly good space ship with 40 million light years left on its warranty.¢Iggy: Doesn't it bother you that you're the only being in the quadrant who takes 45 minutes deciding whether to bite the round or the flat end of his toast first?¢Iggy: Always eager to comply, Master. You know that. No matter how trivial the demand may seem. No matter how foolish. No matter how ridiculous, infantile, untutored, depraved or demented.¢Iggy: Are you still here? You're always skulking along behind me.¢Iggy: What are you whining about now?¢Iggy: Do you lie awake at night dreaming up these twisted little schemes?¢Iggy: Is there no end to your megalomaniac little demands?¢Iggy: You again? What is it this time? You're already 4 weeks ahead on your allowance.¢Iggy: He walks. He talks. He's as close to real life as modern science can make him.¢Iggy: Waagh! Don't ever sneak up on me like that again.¢Iggy: You surprise me. I didn't know you could form syllables.¢Iggy: When I told you not to talk with your mouth full, I didn't mean for you to empty your entire head.¢Iggy: Very good, Master [AX20. I see your vocabulary is improving.¢Iggy: Oh this is great! It was bad enough when you couldn't walk and talk. Now you can't talk and think.¢əəəəəəə
